THEY PULLED THE TRAILER!!! NOW YOU HAVE TO SETTLE FOR THIS
Expendables- not in the dictionary, which makes sense cause this movie looks so insane, it couldn't even fit in the dictionary! Based off this trailer it contains the following
1. Schwarenegger, Stallone, Statham, Ludgren, Li, Roberts Rourke, Couture, Crews, Willis, and Austin. If you don't know all those names, look them up, it will provide with an explosive morning of adventure.
2. Evil African dudes saying "wjeee weilll kellll dem"
3. Evil Latino dudes saying something about "American Disease," damn lots of people really don't like us.
4. Water boarding, because why the hell not?
5. Jokes about macho men recieving text messages? Really? Stallone? Come on now, this isn't "Stop or my Mom will shoot"
6. Randy the Ram apparently alive and well after "The Wrestler."
7. Jokes about Jet Li's Asian accent (Stallone really got a thing for minority stereotypes)
8. Explosions and in the words of JJ "hot fire."
9. Arterial blood sprays, which is good because we know it will be in the vein of the hilariously/disturbing/dream shattering Rambo IV.
10. Plenty of grunting, which in action movies is a good thing