1. 2 weeks ago I got my hair cut to look like Jack Sheppard. It has been the greatest hair cut I have ever had, what does that mean? It means I am Jacob.
2. I have already seen the Finale episode, I watched it four years ago, John Locke showed up at my dorm room at handed me a DVD, said it was important.
3. I don't care to watch it because I read a spoiler that told me that the whole Island is actually a civilization that lives on Vincent's back
4. I was preoccupied with the Trek, in case you can't tell.
5. I was watching Fringe and thinking about that finale, wait just kidding, I wasn't watching Fringe, but maybe I should have been.