1. When this animal gets wet, it morphs into an evil goblin with huge ears and a wicked sense of humour.
2. This alien creature will teach a low income family the meaning of love, but not after they thwart the evil government agent's nefarious plans for the fur-ball.
3. It will grow to a giant size, so big in fact, it will make Godzilla and the Cloverfield monster look like insects.
4. It will start to speak in a strange deep voice and reveal all the secrets of "Lost"
5. It will make the most battle tested warriors smile with Glee